Important info: don’t spill your coffee or sneeze during sex

Posted: 7 May 2011 in life
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According to a news item yesterday from the BBC, research conducted in The Netherlands shows that coffee, sex and blowing your nose can increase the risk of having a stroke.

It’s not entirely clear if all three activities conducted simultaneously can further increase the risk of a stroke…so I would like to put myself forward to conduct further research in this area. I shall avail myself of a nice venti cappuccino from Starbucks, deliberately catch a cold, lie back, and await the company of a nice young lady. Volunteers please apply.

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